What's so New?

Not angry about New Year's Eve and the hype
Surrounding it, but I avoided it, I'll tell you that

I'm not a hater - believe me - I've searched my soul

But I can't feel your enthusiasm for it or

Maybe I'm just depressed by the canned
And patterned nature of it

An unqualified automatic response on cue
Wooooooo!

No matter what shape this thing is in

Where were you when the ball dropped?

I want to ask her, but I don't