Merry Christmas, Motherfucker.

I bought him two beers
The young guy who walked in
Still wearing hospital bracelets
From where he was treated for a broken jaw
And failing kidneys which he obtained
In jail.

They treated him with Tylenol and time
In the hole for defending himself
We looked for personal injury lawyers
On my phone - he's sure he's got a case
He said in the hole, he lived on only applesauce,
Which the CO liked to call his dog food.