Chiste

You've been here too long when you realize
the first lady you developed a crush on (in your head)
in this town is the sister of the second lady
you developed a crush on (in your head) in this town
and the third lady you developed a crush on
(in your head) in this town is the girlfriend of the first.

This is put into perspective for you when a friend
of the gay man that you're talking with at the bar
comes in and asks him if you're his Dad.