Sunday, June 6, 2021

Profiling

"I am a golfer." Reading that depresses me. 

In my head, it translates to something like - I am perfectly happy with the prescribed entertainment package. I am serving a life sentence of dull repetition. 

My response is, "My home is wildly neglected. I don't make any plans." 

That should do it.


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