Wednesday, June 3, 2020

Haircut

"China did this to us," said the barber. Not the one cutting my hair, but her friend, a safe distance over. "If it's all not just a conspiracy."

I smirked at first, thinking she was being sarcastic, but she wasn't. "Who eats bats anyway?"

My haircut ended up being a poor one, but I tipped her well for coming to work in the face of the danger this damn Chinese or Democrat bug presents. I should have cut my own damn hair.

Now it's back to voluntary quarantine far more than just a social distance from the rest of them. Our collective American head is half-full of shit.

Fox and Friends have fucked us up but good. 

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